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Fucked by a Cucumber
By Lauren Mills

LWOP

Heinous, unthinkable, cruel, hideous . . .

Those were words they used in the court room. The weeny little bastard stands up and tearfully expresses his regret and sorrow. He is more sorry than he can say, yada yada, blah blah blah.
It was incredibly premeditated.

So incredibly, they dug the damn grave before they went to pick her up for the damn party, mostly because she had threatened to turn the sexual molester into the cops. The poor dumb kid threatened it but didn't say anything to her parents, she didn't actually do the smart thing and call the froggin cops, nope, she said it in a temper fit just like her momma throws and then kept hanging out with a convicted sex offender and his buddy.

But the convict knew he was in trouble as soon as she made he threat, so he plotted her murder. They went to her home, smiled shit eating grins at her and her family, coaxed her into the car and then took her into the woods. They molested her, beat the fuck out of her and dumped her in the grave they had already dug, buried her, walked away and then spent the next two years pretending that Nikki ran away from home.

And he's sorry . . . .

Christ. People disgust me. on so many levels they disgust me.

He's fucking saaaawwwwwwreeeeee.

Fuck you and your sorry. I don't fucking believe you for one fucking second you shit heel. Sorry people don't fucking plan a murder! There isn't any such thing as a sorry criminal. The only thing they regret is getting caught.

That's it.

The sum total of thought going through that fuckwit's brain is, "I'm not gonna die, I'm not gonna die, I'm not gonna die" followed closely by, "Cuz I told on the other asshole first and now I get to live a murderer and he gets to die a murderer and that dumb bitch is still dead."

I don't fucking belive in sorry. Two words that piss me off more do not exist. There is no such fuckin thing as sorry. There is regret and restitution but what the fuck restituition is possible when you've stolen a whole life????

None. There is nothing that can undo it, ever. She is dead, raped and beaten to death; that trash gets to cry and look sorrowful and say 'i'm sorry' and live.

Yay-fuckin-hoo for justice.